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Song Of The Day - #91 - “Bear Trap Song” by Jack Black, Kyle Gass, Tim Heidecker and Eric Wareheim (for Tom Goes to the Mayor)
A truly great and effective jingle. Here are the lyrics:
Jack Black: Traps all day and traps all night. Traps can snap and rip and bite. Put a bear trap here, put a bear trap there. Traps can go most everywhere.
Kyle: Traps all day and traps all night. Me love traps with all my might.
Jack Black: You can set it and forget it.
Kyle: But don’t ever let it get you in the arm. Oh, no.
Jack Black: It happened long ago.
Kyle: Careful with that trap in tow.
Jack Black: You know, traps are real and forged in steel. Pappy taught me on the trapping wheel. These bear traps. She be my master. (The Mayor laughs from the audience) They clink and clank like a stab from a shank. Suddenly, there hence a stank. It was I. (Kyle sniffs) What a disaster.
City Council Dolls: Child safety is our code.
Jack Black & Kyle: Put some bear traps in the road.
City Council Dolls: Never shall we fear or fight.
Jack Black & Kyle: We guarantee they’ll snap real tight. (Music swells) Well, you must admit that it’s a real man’s trade. We’ll admit that it’s a real man’s trade.
Jack Black & Kyle: It’s a real man’s trade. We’ll admit that it’s a real man’s trade. (All the City Council Members hold up “Yes” signs) Admit it’s a fair trade.
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Moog, the glitch-cat scanned with a Rutt/Etra simulator by MasterGlitch 2012.
